Favorite Rejects 2022-10-26

Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies

Like all good magic, this is incredibly upsetting.

David Wain @davidwain

MARKOBI - World Champion of Magic - FISM Winner https://t.co/PINy9Etbl3

Baldwin 🎙 @baldwinvoices

Here's a compilation of the best Cat VO videos I did on TikTok. If you know someone who needs a laugh, send them this! :)

Special Puppy🧦🐵 @SpecialPuppy1

There’s an interesting question of why did the media cover San Fransisco’s crime problem much more than Houston or Dallas’s crime problem despite Houston and Dallas having a *much* worse crime problem and a much larger population?

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias

A lot of people have made up a hypothetical scenario in which Russia wants to do a peace deal but Ukraine is refusing and Joe Biden is stubbornly backing up Ukraine and getting very angry about his hypothetical bad choice but like ... this isn't a real thing?

New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon

Whether it’s Republicans saying a politician belongs in your doctor’s office or Democrats saying there should be more doctor's offices, both sides seem to want to add more bloat to our medical system.

mcmillen @mcmillen

this lawsuit's probably gonna be a pain in the ass for some googlers who have better things to do with their time, but i am CACKLING because i ended up on some RNC list during McCain/Palin & have been dutifully been marking their shit as spam for 14 years

reuters.comRepublican National Committee sues Google over email spam filtersThe RNC accuses Google discriminating against it by “throttling its email messages because of the RNC’s political affiliation and views.” Google rejected the claims.

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias

Talk to your parents about keeping their minds sharp by tweeting a lot

The Washington Post @washingtonpost

Watching TV could increase seniors’ risk of dementia, study says https://t.co/SpEjXuGUV8

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias

Somewhat separate from the secret abortions issue, have to question the judgment of someone involved in this quantity of unwanted pregnancies — use some birth control! Get a condom! https://t.co/HTk4tdB7ik

Julia Jester @JulesJester

#GASEN: a *NEW* woman comes forward alleging Georgia GOP Senate candidate Herschel Walker drove her to a clinic "to have an abortion after she became pregnant as a result of her relationship w/ him." She'll speak later today at a presser, per release from attorney Gloria Allred.

Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 @Noahpinion

How are they this stupid, you don't cease to exist if you fail to conquer your neighbors, have they not heard of, like, France

Business Ukraine mag @Biz_Ukraine_Mag

“We will cease to exist. They will be no Russian culture, no Russian language, no Russian people.” Kremlin propagandist Vladimir Solovyov on the consequences of defeat in Ukraine https://t.co/B2WAmvTvL9

Marco Arment @marcoarment

“Pausing” gambling in Product Page ads is a start. Next: - Permanently disallow controversial app categories from Search Ads - Get rid of the App Category choice for Product Page, and use Search Ads’ (shitty) relevance algo to ONLY show on relevant apps

Joe Rossignol @rsgnl

UPDATE: In a statement, Apple tells me it has "paused ads related to gambling and a few other categories on App Store product pages." https://t.co/g7X1QQpWAG

Ben Collins @oneunderscore__

Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.

Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 @Noahpinion

Utterly ridiculous, but A+ trolling!