Favorite Rejects 2022-06-21

Jason Crawford @jasoncrawford

“I do not believe that targeting amyloid is going to lead to a useful Alzheimer's therapy, and watching these trials feels to me like watching someone trying to put out an oil well fire by dumping duffel bags of money onto it from helicopters” @Dereklowe

Robert Fruchtman @_fruchtose

“@DonaldShoup's superpowers include the ability to shoot parking meters out of his eyes, and the ability to fly using his car as a rocketship. He has used these powers to great effect in the war on off-street parking.”

DnD Sesame Street @DnDSesame

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias

Humans imprisoned in the Matrix

Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert

Liberals, have you ever taken a moment to ask yourself what is charging your electric car batteries?

Tom Gara @tomgara

Guy wandering around in body armor with an AR-15 caused multiple 911 calls, cops came but determined what he was doing was legal under Oklahoma's "constitutional carry" law, but arrested him because he was in possession of brass knuckles, which are illegal

tulsaworld.comBroken Arrow open-carry incident raises law enforcement questionsA week ago, an incident in Broken Arrow raised fresh questions about how witnesses and law enforcement should respond when people walk around armed with assault-style rifles in public.

Jake Ouellette @jakeout

Me, interviewing: The binary tree lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not inverting it. Why is that?

SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

Breaking: Google has discovered its chat bot can pass a Google interview and has been quietly replacing its own staff with itself